Perfect Girl
Elwin is a 32 years old but still single. She had a lot of girl friend but can’t find the right one. His friend Jell-Jell asked, “What’s the matter, are you looking for the per­fect woman? Are you THAT par­ticular? Can’t you find anyone who suits you?” “No,” Elwin replied. “I meet a lot of nice girls, but as soon as I bring them home, my mother doesn’t like them, she wants a girl who’s just like her” Jell asked again “can’t you find one?” Elwin said: “Actually I did, and my Mom likes her very much. The problem is my Dad hates her because she’s like my Mom.” Ngek!!

May Multo!
HUSBAND na Lasing: (takot) may multo sa banyo natin!
Wife: ha? Bakit?
HUSBAND na Lasing: kasi bu­mubukas yung ilaw pag papasok ako ng banyo eh.
Wife: Buwisit ka! ikaw pala ang umiihi sa refrigerator natin!! He.he.