Fri05182012

Dumb and dumber

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Local authorities say that a deadly her­oin batch is out there and they are warn­ing drug users to watch out as this batch causes death. The authorities are telling users to watch out and to go to safe injec­tion sites to be sure. Duh. How much dumber can this country get? Our hard-earned money be­ing taxed to go to the healthcare system just to take care of these junkies, mak­ing sure they remain alive and far from danger!

Of course the more junkies there are the more business for the pushers and suppliers. And they make a lot of fuss about policing the drug laws. Bah! Coun­tries like Singapore and Malaysia must be lost in amazement at our stupidity. Out there just the mere possession of drugs means immediate death penalty.

Another dumb news. Canadian intelli­gence - or not-so-intelligent - found out that a new batch of about 400 Tamil refu­gees are expected to be shipped by those human smugglers into Canada. And what are they doing about it? None. Well, not really true. Canada is probably now ex­panding the refugee resorts and sending out invitations for tenders for supliers to prepare for the coming and all-inclusive vacation of these illegals.

All these while legitimate applicants are patiently waiting through the tight process, and other poor legitimate immi­grants who made some technicality mis­takes are being deported. Another duh for Canada.
Now here’s news that for some people may be a shocker. Astronomers and as­trologists claim that the Zodiac system has been out of timing due to the chang­ing axis of the earth throughout the years and that the alignment of the stars was pushed by about a month.

They are now readjusting the Zodiac dates. Several signs are affected. For instance those who are Virgos are now Leos, and Libras now Virgos. They’re even introducing a new 13th sign, Ophiu­chus, the serpent bearer. I just feel sorry for those who believe in this comic stuff. A lot of people are now crying foul and feel betrayed by the astronomers.

So if you’re a Virgo, you’re now a Leo - meaning your character has changed from delight and charm to power and exuberance. For Libras like me, once we have intelligence and balance, we now are more of beauty and charm as we now are Virgos. I just can’t imagine those who are now serpent bearers. Ugh!